weiner roast

The act of giving a Dutch Oven while receiving a Blow Job.

Joe: "So, I guess I'm single now..."
Billy Bob: "Why is that?"
Joe: "The old lady wasn't happy about the Weiner Roast before bed."

by muddy mudskipper July 14, 2010

Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus

My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!

by JustusYT March 2, 2016

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

roast beef with sauerkraut

A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.

Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!

by quil bomber April 19, 2008

roast in peace

An alternative to REST in peace... when a public figure, especially a politician, pass away and presumably will ROAST in hell

Maggie Thatcher is dead.
Really? ok....Roast in Peace ,,,bitch

by angry_man January 1, 2016

roast

a specific type of insult which is often rude in some way or another, with things like comparisons to generally bad things and on the internet is generally directed at celebrities and people like that (e.g. Donald trump) but in real life it can be used on anyone whom you don't like or as banter.

roaster: "you know that bloody mary thing, where you look at a mirror , say 'bloody mary' three times and a creepy face appears, i did that last week, you know, your face came up, almost gave me a heart attack"
watcher: "that was a damn good roast, roaster"
roaster: "why thank you"

by post progressive math jazzcore November 22, 2016

toss roast

A combination of a toss salad and a spit roast. Picture 3 people: Ben, Mary and James. Mary is taking Ben's dick from behind, whilst putting her tongue in James' personal space.

Honey, would you like to invite my father over for a toss roast?

by Noni Wilson November 8, 2004