Religious

A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:

A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.

A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.

A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.

A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.

A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.

And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.

Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!

by Groovy Schnitzel August 19, 2012

Religion

See the word: scam.

Person 1: "So... are you interested in any religions?"
Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."

by Jrayk October 20, 2006

religion

"The world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

religion

The cause of all the world's problems.

Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.

by Colony September 20, 2003

Religion

I - A society of people who believe in a set list of idealswith no proof of the confermation of such ideals , and set aside vast chuncks of their ever dwindilling life to speak to themselves and fantasise about old men in the sky.

II- What people turn to when they're in serious £%%£

III - A synonym for warmongering / intolerence

IV - The Source of 99% of the world's problems

Crimes Caused By Religion

Massacre of the Kurds
Massacre of the Jews (Hollocaust)
Massacre of the Muslims (Crusades)
Massacre of the Mormons ("Do the Decent thing")
Massacre of the Sunis
Massacre of the Shiites }Iraq
Violence in India
Violence in Iraq
Violence in Iran
Violence in Saudi Arabia
Violence in Europe
Violence in America

by Sell_Your_Soul-It's_worthless_anyway January 14, 2008

Religion of EDM

To "simply do one more thing to help society than you did yesterday. We don't need laws to tell us what to do. Act as you want others to act. The Religion of EDM culture is a good one. Our goal is to grow, spread love and positive energy throughout the world. We are the catalysts of change. It doesn't matter who or what you pray to. That is for you. If you care about someone or something do something about it."

The lifestyle of Electronic Dance Music is the Religion of EDM

by bass_babe March 24, 2013

Religion

A make-believe concept developed by insecure assholes to fill the void in their lives and to attempt and control the masses.

See also horse shit and fake

P1: "Go eat some religion"
P2: "Only if the horse just shat it out"

by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004