n. The day after Black Friday
Black Friday, given its name because companies finally find there business "in the black" for the year, has given birth to Red Saturday; an unintended side effect. Holiday shoppers, blinded by the numerous sales often awaken a day after their shopping spree to find there bank accounts severely overdrawn or "in the red"
red saturday festivities usually include arguing with significant others, locating sales receipts, returning items, and sleeping alone
Black Friday, given its name because companies finally find there business "in the black" for the year, has given birth to Red Saturday; an unintended side effect. Holiday shoppers, blinded by the numerous sales often awaken a day after their shopping spree to find there bank accounts severely overdrawn or "in the red"
red saturday festivities usually include arguing with significant others, locating sales receipts, returning items, and sleeping alone
Wife: I hear Best Buy is having a great Red Saturday special.
Husband: sounds great honey.
Wife: yeah, if you return those 2 fifty inch flat screen tv's, u won't get murdered you in your sleep.
Husband: sounds great honey.
Wife: yeah, if you return those 2 fifty inch flat screen tv's, u won't get murdered you in your sleep.
by seymorebuttzz November 28, 2009
A person with very little working knowledge of the real world. A person whose job is to draw a red X to approximate a location on a map. A job given to chimpanzees to make them feel important.
“Hey Matt, how come that new girl in the office doesn’t do anything but paint her nails and talk on the phone?”
“Don’t mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesn’t do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break room”
“Don’t mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesn’t do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break room”
by Lomy August 26, 2008
1. When multiple males have sex with the same female in a row during her menstrual cycle.
2. When guys run a train on a girl or woman while she has her period.
2. When guys run a train on a girl or woman while she has her period.
by Pete12cent November 11, 2006
When engaging in an act of sexual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. The male proceeds to remove his member from the woman's nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. He then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bloody red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.
"Schwingggg" went my dong as I pulled it out of its sheath. Then "slice" as the Red Knight took another victim.
by Crazy Samost October 03, 2009
by Mr. Whipple June 04, 2006
When you're playing Among Us and the color Red is acting suspicious, and you think they might be the imposter
by JayceTheWaste September 23, 2020
(n) Game played by elementary school children. A tennis ball is thrown against a brick wall.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.
by keyshaw May 18, 2004