Reverse Tumbleweed

When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.

Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.

by The Three Bustkateers January 21, 2009

reverse stalkology

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone

girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'

by Berthaleein December 21, 2008

Reverse Foxton

A Reverse Foxton is a woman who tapes her chest, and glues a dildo to her vagina.

Quite similar to a transsexual.

Wow, is that a Reverse Foxton or just a really ugly woman?

by crazytechfan August 10, 2009

Reverse Britney

When your girl is riding your reverse cowboy, but then she develops a Southern accent that isn't cute, shaves her head and eats junk food, all whilst still riding you. The Reverse Britney only feels right when potato chip crumbs get all over you both, and miraculously find their way into her fatty rolls, her cave, and your ass crack.

Last night, your mother gave me a Reverse Britney, and when I took a shit this morning it looked like chips and salsa....

by Sans Culture May 1, 2010

Reverse therapy

Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.

Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?

A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.

by tsingtaobeer August 14, 2010

Reverse Charley Sheen

The act of laughing while drinking coke, resulting in shooting the coke out of your nose.

I was taking a drink of my coke when Sarah fell UP the stairs. That shit was so funny i Reverse Charley Sheened.

by nastyasalways March 23, 2011

Reverse Franklin

Although it's not clear what exactly a Reverse Franklin is, it's assumed to be a truly vile sex-act. Anyone claiming to have committed the Reverse Franklin is either lying or incredibly depraved.

Person 1 - "Hey man, I Reverse Franklined this girl last night..."
Person 2 - "Bullshit, only Hannah's ever been Reverse Franklined, and she's never been right since."

by Jonathug May 19, 2011