chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

furry rub

when 2 furries are in the fur suits, 1 is laying down while the other rubs their stomach in circles (also known as tummy time). While slowly moving down as furry 1 moans loud to the point of screaming while ejaculating.

i just had my first furry rub!!

by furryrubbers29 July 24, 2022

Social Rubbing

When one person rubs their head against another and say social rubbing. Usually very awkward when done to someone you barely know. Always hilarious when doing it to friends.

person 1-hey wanna see something

person 2-sure

person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2

person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!

by zan the woman October 19, 2011

chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

nub rub

A hand job following a massage, usually performed at an illicit massage parlor.

What a day at work! Time to get a nub rub.

by dutch passion April 30, 2003

Grub Rub

A handjob after the guy hasn’t showered in several days.

After soccer practice, Suzy came over and gave me the old Grub Rub.

by Bananasushico October 6, 2018

Booty Rub

It’s Only Your Booty Being Rubbed

Flo: Could Bob Get his Booty Rub after Getting Home From Looking for Picture in Museum?
Bugsy Melmacian: “sure”

by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018