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man queef

the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.
It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.
by antjcar86 September 13, 2006
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Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN
by remt July 4, 2007
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Banana Queef

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.
Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.
by Matthew A Connor February 25, 2013
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Boner Queef

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.
Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.
by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011
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roast queef

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005
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Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009
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Queens Queef

When your playing chess with a girl and she shoves the queen in her vagina and queefs it out at Mach 12 into her opponents head , ending the game and declaring her the victor
"damn she hit him with the queens queef"
by Peter Pensylvania November 22, 2021
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