queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

queefmiester

A person who partakes in the act of queefing many times at one sitting.

Tommy lasorda is a huge queefmiester.

by quipster69 May 6, 2011

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012

queef dinner

When a woman queefs on a man's face or in his mouth during oral sex after intercourse.

I ate some queef dinner last night.

by GabriellaMontez February 9, 2014

queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014