prescuff

masturbating before coitus

'Kevin, I need to prescuff so we can go all night!'

by robbierobber February 14, 2023

prescription roulette

When an individual is put through the rigors of trying multiple different prescription medications, one after another, in rapid succession to find one that hopefully works for their condition. Because most medications have several negative side effects, having to try it multiple medications bombards the individual. With all of these side effects. It can be quite daunting, dangerous, and often leave an individual feeling hopeless, or lost.

I am currently going through prescription roulette to find a medication that might help my ADHD.

by RuthlessMarge February 17, 2023

present

get shot, glock

« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »

by alexander grandium April 7, 2023

parestimate

A kangaroo.

The kangaroo got a flower when it was parestimate.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Presentacious

• Presentacious prez-en-tay-shus
(Adjective)

Definition - seeking attention with minor news in a cringy fashion // when one feels the need to announce grandly in a forced effort to brag // trying too hard to make a big deal about celebrating nothing out of nowhere // one who boasts about a generally simple achievement

1. “It’s frustrating how presentacious they are, the way they make an announcement about their 4 year old’s report card as if it’s a PhD.”

- Eg: “OH-MY-GOODNESS! Can you believe how SMART he is, look at my LiTtLe GeNiUS, he’s gonna change the WORLD, yaaayy!” - “Could they be any more presentacious?”
2. “I can’t stand how presentacious they always are, bragging about their new air fryer like they invented it.”

- Eg. “Well daaaamn, are these not the BEST fries you’ve EVER HAD? I tell ya, I could SAVE LIVES with this air fryer, RIGHT!?” - “There they go being presentacious again.”

by DMFK7 April 14, 2023

Presenex

A term for an attractive middle-aged man.

Derived from the words "pre" meaning not yet and "senex" meaning elderly man.

Person one: Did you see the new teacher they hired?
Person two: Yeah, he's a real presenex.

by Yu_ri May 20, 2023

Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening

I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead

by lilypad01 June 7, 2023