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Stirring the pudding cup 

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.
Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.
Related Words
pud pudding pudge puddle puddle jumper puddin puddy pudd puddi puddle slut

Panty Puddles 

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.

A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."

"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
Panty Puddles by Pompy April 12, 2007
What Moot does when he smokes too much crack and plays with his boards.
Moot smoked an 8 ball by himself last night and Puddi'd /b/ up again.
Puddi by fuck you moot December 2, 2010

bloomer puddin 

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.
When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".
Synonym to vulva. The external parts of the female reproductive system.
Her pudenda is very pretty.
Pudenda by Petey J Corvus December 28, 2005

love puddle 

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor
oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight
love puddle by kevin barry May 13, 2006