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Dolly Parton

As a refference to the song workin 9-5, you line up 9 shots of tequilla and 5 shots of jack daniels and drink it all in under 2 minutes.
Jimmy: Bro last night i did a dolly parton bro...9 tequillas and 5 JD.

Tony: How was it?

Jimmy: Dude i passed out in my civic. But bro my civic she boots!!
by JorgeSanchez April 14, 2008
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Porno

Er noget som jeg ser hver dag.
Vil du se porno når vi kommer hjem, har min egen DILDO den er lilla.
by Børno elsker November 10, 2020
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PORTOPONG

The world's first inflatable beer pong table to come into the market in 2007. The PORTOPONG beer pong table is ideal for pool parties, camping, tailgating, dorm room antics, and much more.

This is the only table on the market with recessed cup holders, made from high quality PVC materials, includes grommets to tie down your table or suspend it, includes strings and repair patches as well as directions.

As our motto says - PLAY ANYWHERE ON ANYTHING!

The only question left to ask is "where are you going to play?"
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by PORTOPONG May 26, 2009
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Portola Valley

Portola Valley is a smelly, disgusting, dirty little suburb that wishes it was Atherton. Unlike Atherton, however, people in Portola Valley are in debt. Meaning they can't actually afford a house which was probably not even worth 2 million when they bought it (ew). To compound their financial troubles, people from Portola Valley buy their children newer cars than they themselves drive. This is because adults from Portola Valley rarely see people from outside their nasty little barrio, so they do not have to worry about the opinions of other people in Portola Valley. However, their children, who must go to private schools elsewhere because of the dirty public school system, will encounter actual rich people and need to try to show off. It is NOT a low-key Atherton, in fact if anything it is an artificially bloated attempt at a copy built with shitty materials on worthless land. In fact, many people in Atherton are content with owning a car that is up to 10 years old, until it becomes necessary to buy a new one, because everyone knows theyre bosses and therefore they don't need to trouble themselves with the opinions of plebians who live on parched, weed covered hills.
ew look @ dat fat bitch she from portola valley

poor people from portola valley call their city "PV" because their inability to afford food makes it hard to exert the energy to say the full name
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pontoon animal

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.
by Wada November 19, 2005
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pertort

1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.
When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."
by Scott Farley July 30, 2008
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pontoone

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.
Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.
by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
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