porchie

A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch

My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.

by Jimmyjames27 May 19, 2014

porcahontas

Porcahontas is used to define the act of butchering a large boar, harvesting the blood from the carcass and pouring it over Native American women. Typically the act is followed by taking individual ribs from the boar and inserting them into various orifices.

Some coastal tribes tend to strap the meat of the boar to the nipples of the women and gently tug on the cuts of pork. Plains Indians cook the tenderloins and insert them into the rectums of females in the tribe. They then eat the tenderloin out of the anal cavity. This is considered a delicacy.

I went to an awesome party out on the reservation last night. They even did porcahontas, it was great!

by Cultural Anthropologist February 14, 2015

porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

Porch Lemurs

1. The antithesis of porch monkeys
2. A myriad white people on a porch

e.g. On liberty avenue there seemed to be a bunch of porch lemurs about.

by porchlemur1 September 1, 2010

Porch Monkey

Robert Delgado

Porch monkey;A crack headed faggot who likes African booty

by Rtrrrr February 11, 2018

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

porca

Spanish....pig..reference to a police officer

by JaYceE October 5, 2003