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porcahontas 

Porcahontas is used to define the act of butchering a large boar, harvesting the blood from the carcass and pouring it over Native American women. Typically the act is followed by taking individual ribs from the boar and inserting them into various orifices.

Some coastal tribes tend to strap the meat of the boar to the nipples of the women and gently tug on the cuts of pork. Plains Indians cook the tenderloins and insert them into the rectums of females in the tribe. They then eat the tenderloin out of the anal cavity. This is considered a delicacy.
I went to an awesome party out on the reservation last night. They even did porcahontas, it was great!

Ghetto Pocahontas 

A Below Poverty Line female who's beauty surpasses her own Social Class..
I was Chop'n it up with Tyrone, right there @ the bodega., That's when I seen her...! Straight Ghetto Pocahontas... Pig Tails & all.
Ghetto Pocahontas by $/b'S October 16, 2011

pocahontas 

A woman that falsely claims to be native american for monetary (such as registration into a tribe) or political gain but is in fact have not native american ancestry.
President Trump routinely calls Senator Warren pocahontas because many believe she claims to be native american due to her high cheek bones.
pocahontas by Mr. Smith goes to DC December 1, 2017

Pocahontas 

The name Trump gave to Elizabeth Warren because she claimed to be Native American when she is really only 1/32 Cherokee.
We have a member of Congress they say was here a long time ago. They call her, Pocahontas
Pocahontas by DurdenTyler November 28, 2017

Pocahontrash 

"Pocahontrash"

was the trashiest of female indian known to mankind. Something like a trash bag slag.
Pocahontrash by The blah January 12, 2021

pocahontas vibes 

Someone who loves nature, or who has otherwise been raised by treehuggers.
Chloe: Oh my gawd why is she rolling around in that pile of leaves??

Tristan: Cos she's pocahontas vibes.

angry pocahontas 

1) You need a slim, straight dark haired, tan or bronze skinned hottie.
2) You need to make love to her doggy style
3) You need to have a long feather.

As you bring you partner to climax you insert the feather into her love cheerio. As she is moaning in orgasmic delight and surprised anger you grab her by the hair and shove her face into a pillow or the bed then quickly pull her back up. Repeat this move as many times as possible. The broken-up moans mimic the sound of a stereotypical Indian. There you have it, one angry pocahontas
"This little hottie took me back to her place last night. So I'm bone'en her doggy style and just as she's cum'in I notice a feather stick'in outa her down comforter. I couldnt resist, I had to give her the angry pocahontas. Man once she stopped shaken she chased me all over the apartment with a pocket knife."
angry pocahontas by Moonpie Eater October 18, 2008
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