Porch Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.

"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?"

"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."

by Mister Skin August 13, 2005

PORCH

massive bi and tri man with little penis and sucks his own cock and likes men

Did u see that gay guy, what a porch.

by cradbro May 5, 2010

porch faggot

n: A grumbled term meaning an idiotic mother sucker who dwells on porches and drinks kool-aid and eats chocolate frosted donut holes.

shutupyoulittleporchfaggot

by sir brendon June 16, 2003

Porch

To jab someone really hard in the penis.

Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.

by norcher January 16, 2015

Pokahotass

the name given to a fine chick if she were to have been a cartoon character. (parody of Pocahontas)

"Damn, if she were a cartoon character, she'd be named Pakahotass"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

porange

go get something to eat

Hey, Bob, you want to porange?

by Kevin Gunnels January 21, 2005

porch dog

Someone who is very lazy, especially at their work place.

"That porch dog is so lazy he won't even lick his own butt!"

by Guy O November 1, 2015