cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

thor.odinsons.poptart

A thor.odinsons.poptart is a very hot person

They are thor.odinsons.poptart

by Brielarstan September 3, 2021

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

Pootahh

A word someone says when they can't believe what they just observed.

Did you see how that man kissed that woman all savage like that? Pootahh

by gRoOviEgUrL October 7, 2005

pootastic

The state of being incredibly pooish.

Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?

by bobert47 October 20, 2008

poetaholic

Persoana care obisnuieste sa se imbete des, si care odata ajuns la aceea stare euforica vorbeste numai in versuri.

Poetaholicul este o persoana care obisnuieste sa se imbete des, si care odata ajuns la aceea stare euforica vorbeste numai in versuri.

by un roman September 3, 2009

Pootangaliscious

Someone who can't get any pussy.

Daniel tried to get some from his gf but was turned down.

Damn he's pootangaliscious.

by senia18 April 16, 2011