Feeding popcorn to goats

Something that is useless and time consuming for an admiration that won't last long.

Him waiting for the guard to do something was like feeding popcorn to goats !!

by EnTheSixFootNonchalantAuthor December 31, 2025

Popcorn Jarfing

similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture

"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"

"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"

by #1 popcorn jarfer January 23, 2025

Popcorn Pegging

From the realm of popcorn jarfing, this act is where you pour popcorn kernels into your partner's asshole, lube your dick using lighter fluid, and set it on fire. As you penetrate your partner's kernel filled asshole, the kernels will pop.

"How was the prostitute you hired last night?"
"Dude she was super freaky! She explained what popcorn pegging was, and I was really into it! You've gotta try it!"

by #1 popcorn jarfer January 28, 2025

Space Popcorn

when shorty queef so hard a little bit of shit comes out

this bitch so nasty she queefed on me and a lil bit of space popcorn flew at me

by bugzonnasick1 February 2, 2025

popcorn actress

A "popcorn actress" is a term used to describe an actress who stars in commercial blockbusters that are more known for their box office success than their critical acclaim.

Demi Moore said she was once called a popcorn actress by an unnamed producer at during her acceptance speech at the Golden Globes

by Tanks4nutin February 5, 2025

popcorn rocket

when you’ve eaten too much corn and you go to relieve yourself and it comes out as popcorn

asia ate too much corn so how she’s going to the bathroom to drop a popcorn rocket

by joemamaisafag March 12, 2025

popcorn pussy

popcorn pussy is when a girl pops her pussy for everyone aka a whore

when you see a popcorn pussy you say “it smells like butter out here”- person 1 “it’s cause sara is out here”- person 2 “yeah she’s such a popcorn pussy”-person 3

by all girls christian school June 7, 2024