Poopie Cooter

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.

Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.

by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Poopdick

A insult given to people who are generally being dickish while also being a shitty person. A general use of the word is calling out a sore loser, it can also be used towards jealous people.

Note: You can be a dick while also being a good person.

Person 1: I almost had you! The lag got me!
Person 2: Quit being a poopdick, you just suck.

by BlueMelon January 25, 2015

poopik

Poopik is a word commonly used by old white ladies back in the day to refer it to a man’s penis when talking to a child. (Optionally refers to a females wotsit aswell as it is a fluid universal term)

“It’s not nice to play with your ‘poopik’ when NANA is in the room” Ali G

by Lenbarz September 6, 2020

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Grace is a poopie pants

a blond haired butt with blue eyes who also happens to be a twin

Grace is a poopie pants at its finest

by thiccyshrek March 17, 2019

Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass Gremlin)

"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" ; they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"

by Zachary Allen November 12, 2008