Full Pokemon

When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.

"Hey, so I heard you finally hooked up with Ashley last night? How was it?"

"Man, She is so hot, but she went Full Pokemon last night out of nowhere."

by Emerald34 March 13, 2019

The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore

Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub

by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017

pokemon

see Nazi rally.

by none of your goddam business July 3, 2003

Pokemon

Gay aliens who come to decorate the world with Dog Feces.

Pink Telly Tubby

by General GopherOwnt June 3, 2003

pokemon and chill

To watch Pokémon on Netflix and fuck while watching it

Sometimes when i'm lonely, I like to invite girls to pokemon and chill with me!

by Aroqi July 7, 2016

pokemon

a creation that should have never been. it is the reason many kids of the 90's lost their souls. now we live in a world that has to many pokemon products. i am the leader of the 'destroy everthing pokemon' organisation.
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).

the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!

pokemon is the worst show on television, closly followed by
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)

by Goth At War July 6, 2006

pokemon

the reason why there is hunger and starvation in the world and the cause of aids,
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.

person 1: hey lets go play Pokemon
person 2: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1 & 2:*head explodes*

by carenebeth June 19, 2009