Popey special

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”

Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”

Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”

by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019

Poneywhip

The action of head banging so hard your put up hair hits you in the face.

Pronounced: Po-Knee-w-hip

"Did you really just poneywhip yourself."

"Is Suzy poneywhipping?"

"...and then I poneywhipped myself so hard that I lost balance and really hit the floor!"

by JasperOlan April 26, 2019

Pokey

To insert an object into a hole it does not belong without permission.
Sometimes also refered as sodomy.

Rick got pokey'd last night continually until he fell asleep. Ouch

by Sorecheeks April 29, 2019

poseycompound

The coolest place in the entire world on the Potomac river

Just went to the poseycompound

by peppers salted onions May 5, 2019

Posey

When you see a female you would love to have sexual intercourse with but also can't stand any word that comes out of her mouth. A person that any interaction other than sexual is like listening to nails on a chalk board

Man 1: Look at that piece over there.
Man 2: Yea she's hot but be careful because she's a posey.

by ItsYaBoyJeffie May 15, 2019

Popeye’s delight

someone drinks a gallon of olive oil and eats a can of spinach (IN THAT ORDER), throws it up into a tin can, seals said can, inserts can in rectum crushes can like popeye shooting the contents all over target. Who proceeds to eat it up.

What did you do after work yesterday? Oh I had a Popeye’s delight.
What do you get when you go grocery shopping?
I get a lot of heroin spinach and olive oil

by Poppa shanks July 31, 2019

Popeye pipeline

A derivative of the arctic pipeline. Spinach shaped into dildo form and frozen. Is used for pleasure. Once thawed can add nutrients to any dish.

"Blow me down Olive, get ready for a Popeye Pipeline"

by Grettyspaghetti August 1, 2019