hold my poodle

A convenient substitute for the phrase "Excuse me there(,Sir/,Ma'am/,miss/,young-man), can you please hold my (insert item) for just a quick sec? Thanks."

This phrase was originally uttered in the film "White Chicks" by one of the Wayans Brothers acting as a superfab, ultrblond white chick with a poodle in purse. At the whooping call of a horny, college-aged male, He/she turned to his/her brother/sister and said, "Hold my poodle" handing over her poodle, while he/she did something and I don't remember what it was, but it made him feel more like a man and less like a seemingly bewhooped women.

Yes, yes. I DO believe the work of Ausiere de Clemente to be fine in it's use of soft undertones when working with pieces such as the Omersilles or the Betaeux. It almost appears to be a medaphor of late industrial-age mentality, as was his forte was it not? Ahaahhhhaaa. Yes, yes. Clemente is a man of character, no doubt. Oh, it seems the waiter is in need of a few hands moving that priceless ice sculpture of Prime Minister Tony Blair, our guest of honor this evening. Yo bitch, hold my poodle!!

by Freddy Frito November 29, 2007

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

Podders

A magpie like individual with a an eagerness to know 'what's in it for him'

Struth the server room has been cleared out! Where's Podders?

by j5hrp May 14, 2009

Groom the poodle

the process of masturbating

Im going to go home and groom the poodle

by DannyDew May 17, 2006

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk February 27, 2007

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.

-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."

by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008