The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
by jerkmaster May 22, 2008
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Get the plank mug.a guido male, who has the similar mental stability as a piece of wood. His favorite activity includes "beating up" the pussy, or as he calls it "that box." Even though his "guidoness" keeps him from getting laid, he still prides himself on his thrusting techniques and believes that the reason he was put on this earth was to fuck when he really is horrible at it. And at the end of the day he just has to tuck his sack back to remind himself of what he never gets. His favorite phrases include: "ima carve me somma dat roast beef," and "i wanna suck on those hershey kiss nipples of yours."
Neil: "Let me see ya flop dem titties fo me."
Room full of mcclarreannes in unison: "Jeezus Neil you are such a plankbox sometimes."
Room full of mcclarreannes in unison: "Jeezus Neil you are such a plankbox sometimes."
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Get the plicker placker mug.A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.
Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away
Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental
Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental
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They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
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