Pizza sex

Sex according to men.. "Sex is like pizza: Even if it is bad, it's good!"

| "When was the last time you got laid?" "Well, good sex? 2 years ago. Pizza sex? 2 weeks ago." |

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

sidewalk pizza

Vomit in the street (or sidewalk, as the name suggests)

I had a few too many Budweisers and on the way home cooked up some sidewalk pizza on main street.

by Jack Flintermann May 7, 2003

pizza slice

An inexperienced position in skiing in which your skis are put in front of you in a ^ formation to slow yourself down.
See snowplow and snowplow bomber.

Skier 1: "I wasn't doing my pizza slice, and I lost control and hit a tree.
Skier 2: "Ooh, that must hurt."

by The Person Of Importance February 26, 2008

Speedy Pizza

A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.

(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.

(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs

by sim1345 September 29, 2007

Hot Pizza

1. Hot Dog with a piece of pizza wrapped around it. May or may not include the bun.

"Jay and Lindsay were so hungry after a night of dancing drunk, they ate 2 Hot Pizzas each!"

by Skywalkers July 5, 2009

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

by angrybitch1970 December 19, 2009