pittal

the richest man on the planet who loves apples and is indian. he uses spoons to make braces and flashes his cash everywhere with his outcast wife shela. he is god and must be worshipped by all.

pittal origionally meaning; a gorgeous man who's a stuck up millionare.

i worship the pittal
shela braces apple millionare outcast

by mrpittal October 4, 2011

pity ticket

A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.

Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.

Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)

by TheDictionKing July 1, 2008

Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007

Pitaway

A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition. To cause an individual to ask what a peter weighs.

Chris: Hey Mike, will you hand me that pitaway.

Mike: What's a pitaway?

Chris: About three pounds, if you're well endowed.

by $ensible Prophets January 13, 2009

Pitrand

a pool game where the goal is to roll pool balls at a friends 2 pockets , which they can block, pain and get into yours, switchs sides after every round and each round, people alternate place a pool ball in one of the two middle pockets. POOL CUES ARE NOT USED!

-created by Maddy and Kyla 2008

I was playing pitrand last night.

OW!I heard that all the way over here, so you must be playing pitrand (the ow is because the person got injured and the other player could hear the ball hitting the persons hand bone.)

Hey, lets go play pitrand.

by maddy and kyla March 13, 2009

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

pita-lover

The Best way to get you and your roommates free Pita's for life. Go to your favourite Pita Place and meet the owner. Proceed to bang him/her as many times as necessary. Receive your free Pitas for life. This is generally done by people who like pitas ... alloooottttttt

Hit Pita Pit for a 2-in-1. Get piece and a pita. You are now a pita-lover.

by groupy September 13, 2010