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Crystianle Penaldo

Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO
Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.
by M8888S| November 24, 2023
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Crystianle Penaldo

the last time he won the world cup was in 1994 and he was brazilian.
crystianle penaldo basically=fucknaldo is rigged shit who cant even see
by M8888S| November 24, 2023
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Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.
look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!
by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024
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angry pina colata

When a man gets a cup full of coconut milk, nuts in it for 30 minutes, and gets his girlfriend to drink it.
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Glaze pina salada

Verb. When you ejaculate into a toilet full of your own stool.
I got turned on while taking a shit and just glaze pina salada'd my shit.
by SpliceGod March 3, 2026
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Claudia Pina

A fucking midget that bitches your favorite defenders on a terrifying night of fut champs. Costs you 15 controllers per week and makes you ragequit.
Gavin: I just got scored on by Claudia Pina for the 67th fucking time this weekend I’m 2-9 now
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Death Penalty

Using my likeness to fuck women who thing you are me is rape. The contract explicitly states that that isn't allowed and is punishable by death. Anyone who benefits from the contract cannot, then, violate the contract and escape the punishment commensurate with the crime.
Hym "Death penalty sounds about right for a serial rapist using my likeness to get women he couldn't otherwise get."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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