puerto rican chow pass

Puerto Rican chow pass was what a mustache was called
would get you a mustache ride.cunnilingus

i have a Puerto Rican chow pass on my face Mustache ride 5 cents

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper

n. A Puerto Rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. Usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. Usually of a more muscular caliber. Can be adopted or bought at a local Mental Iinstitution.

Little kid: "hold on i think the ball landed in Mr. Jose's yard.

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*

Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!

PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....

by Captain Seafoam sucker April 29, 2010

PuertoRoc

Straight gutta puertorican nigga , grimey gutta ghetto hustler a boricua nigga whos makin money and grindin

damn dat boi iz grindin he da "puertoroc"

by PUERTOROCNIGGA031 May 12, 2007

Pierogies

Breast that are quite large/massive. The kind that make guys stand still and say, "DAMN . . ."

Holy shit man, check out the pierogies on that chick!`

by CrunkMastaB December 28, 2005

puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.

We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.

by cullan October 3, 2006

puerto rican tooth fairy

To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.

Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.

by Prosesh October 20, 2015

goddamn puerto ricans

The most beautiful people on this earth; you wish you could emulate them in every way and form.

Daisy- "Goddamn Puerto Ricans! I wish I was them and not some dumbass, ugly, scanky puta like myself."

by JenDeLaVixen August 3, 2004