Perpendicularlar

More perpendicular than perpendicular

1. Cool, perpendicularlar

2. Yeahhhh

by Larayyeee July 19, 2020

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

perpendiculir

unit shape

this is a perpendiculir shape

by babashobs October 21, 2020

Perpendickulate

To fuck someone sideways while simultaneously using a vibrator on the clit.

OMG! I’ve never came during sex until Joey perpendickulated me!

by Apiary January 2, 2022

Perpendicular sleeping

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off

Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022

perpendently

Something you purposely / accidently do

I perpendently called you a bitch.

I perpendently kicked you in the nuts

by Sweetestcheekz January 16, 2023

perpetraitor

Someone who was a confidant/accomplice-in-crime to someone else, but then squealed on said second party, ran off wif all da loot, etc. --- there's no honor among thieves.

After Huck Finn returned da stolen money and otherwise spoiled their nefarious plans, da King and da Duke were busy labeling each other as a shameless perpetraitor, since it was revealed dat they had each privately/secretly planned to run out on da other fellow --- i.e., selfishly take all da gold for himself while leaving da other guy penniless.

by QuacksO March 3, 2023