Impulse Parking

Pulling in and parking in a space in a parking lot as soon as you see one.

John: There's one.
Mike: We gotta shop around man. You're impulse parking.

by K.P.I.T September 30, 2008

easy pearkins

when something is achieved with mimimal effort, whereby something dispatched or acomplished with ease.
(commonly used in basketball)

Finley attacking garnet sends it right back in his face, Finley the seeeecond time !! Easy pearkins on the play !

by head beaver July 27, 2009

Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

Rosa Parkin'

When you and a group of friends get into a car, or any vehicle, and one ends up having to sit in the back.

"Man, it sucks that Joe had to sit in the back"
"Yeah, he was Rosa Parkin'!"

by Master Chef Woop February 14, 2012

Mong Parking

Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.

Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.

by Rattled January 6, 2013

Sexual Parkinsons

After a solid sex session, when either male or female get the shaky legs. Usually post orgasm

The sex must've been good. I can feel your Sexual Parkinsons acting up

by Justin Urass March 4, 2014

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

by RamonaX June 27, 2014