When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
by elviscoolie October 7, 2009
Get the Penis Crusher mug.When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.
Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.
Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
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Paris Hilton releases tapes not only showing the world how much of a slut she is but also ones showing that she is a racist cunt
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Get the paris hilton mug.The famous move by Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. The stand Star Platinum extends his penis out as an attack with such sheer strength it obliterates anyone that comes in contact with it.
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paris hilton is so used, she has a crusty cunt from all the cum deposits.
paris hilton is so used, she has a crusty cunt from all the cum deposits.
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