3 pump hug

When a guy hugs you tightly for an uncomfortable amount of time while pumping him self against you. Its creepy

Mike is so creepy. He totally 3 pump hugged me. Ewww. Gross.

by Creepy long unwanted hug January 28, 2021

golden gas pump

When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.

Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.

by awesomesaus December 20, 2012

one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 23, 2006

Pain at the pump

One of the most overused and annoying phrases in news history to describe high gas prices. Often used at least once when broadcasting a story that involves gas prices.

Producer: I got it! We'll name the news story "Pain at the pump!"

Assistant Producer: Bloody clever that one!

*400 "Pain at the pump" news stories later*

Producer: Hmm...How about we call this segment "Pain at the pump?"

Assistant Producer: I love it! Very original.

by Baxton April 1, 2008

Johnny pump

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.

1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.

by flyoffacliff August 10, 2012

Lil Pump

That guy who got rejected by Billie Eilish.......

(Oh and btw, his songs are trash.)

LOL IMAGINE BEING REJECTED BY BILLIE EILISH.

*second hand embarrassment*

Lil Pump sucks.

by uarefads March 9, 2021

3 Pump Rule

If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.

I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.

by brewtus719 August 30, 2010