Smashing Pissers 

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

Smashing Pissers by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

screaming piss 

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

screaming piss by DonBishop July 22, 2012

shit and piss factory 

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

shit and piss factory by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008

chuck a piss 

Aussie slang for "to urinate". Not to be confused with the actual act of peeing in ones hand and throwing it.

Holy shit! I really need to chuck a piss right now... those beers went straight through me.

chuck a piss by JRichardo February 13, 2012

cat piss 

An exceptonally potent strain of marijuana that gives off an odor similar to that of it's name. Don't however, be fooled by the smell into thinking it's shit, as it will send you to Mars and beyond.

Guy #1: Yo' man what chu sellin' today?
Guy #2: I just picked up an ounce of some fire cat piss!
Guy #1: Oh snap, hit me up with an 8th of that shit!
Guy #2: Fuck no, I'm keepin' this shit for myself.

cat piss by Kemp Disaster January 8, 2006

Pissing Tumbleweeds 

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.

"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"

Pissing Tumbleweeds by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009

PistonHeads 

A bunch of stuck up twats, with Porsche's.

Oh, look at me, I own a poverty spec Porsche 996, I must join PistonHeads.

PistonHeads by Znoozer June 28, 2018