badly packed donner

A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'

When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006

fruit picker

Filthy Mexican that jumped the border and despite learning english was still able to get a low paying job.

That filthy fruit picker swam over here from Mexico.

by KC July 24, 2003

picker-onner

The person who does the picking

designers picking on other designers just makes the picker-onner look insecure.

by epic1231 January 13, 2008

pickled muff cabbage

A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)

Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.

by QBR October 19, 2010

Pickering

A Jew, (typically a male), who uses his time, not to go to the gym but to play on his computer to play computer games. Sometimes he is caught by his mother jerking off.

You're a Pickering.

by Actkalm July 8, 2017

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 8, 2008

Un-packed kebab

When a woman's genitals resemble that of a Doner kebab. Popular with the more sexually active women, it looks as tho she hasn't been "packed" properly and as a result "bits" are falling out.

Zach: Hey man! How did you go with Shiniqua last night? You know everyone has had her yeah?

Kynan: I believe it bro, she has the worst Un-packed kebab i have ever seen!

Zach: How bad was it?

Kynan: Dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!

by Krazy Legz April 2, 2010