Physicists and mathematicians remain divided: is the transcendental, “real” π truly real, or simultaneously unreal—a human invention, a mere psychic illusion that binds the constant both within and beyond the mind?
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Like the prophet Hosea’s adulterous wife who was shown love again as he bought her back as a prostitute, promiscuous pi too found freedom from her toxic relationships as she regained her dignity and self-worth, and found forgiveness and love.
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When someone puts themselves in a Zen-like or transcendental state, the chances of them experiencing “The pi in me” aha! are higher than when they’re constantly being bombarded with a deluge of sensory input.
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Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
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Predictive pi has somewhat democrarized previously secretive research conducted by both pure and applied mathematicians around the globe.
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Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.
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A billionaire felon who’s recently pardoned for his years-long crypto crimes is rumoured to be a potential buyer of “Banana Pi,” with the plan to donate it to a presidential library.
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