Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008

Patrick

An amazingly sexy beast who is skilled in World of Warcraft.

Victor: That guy kicked my ass
Matt: Yeah he was a real Patrick

by Matt "Patrick" February 23, 2009

patriarchy

A complex system of gender politics which enforces strict and outdated norms and rules on our behavior and the way we interact with one another based on our gender. Patriarchy hurts men and women equally, as men are held to unreasonable standards such as the expectation that they must be strong, unemotional, aggressive, and hyper-heterosexual. Women are assumed to be weak, overly-emotional, maternal, and dependent. Any deviation from these norms causes the individual to be ostracized, but adherence causes adverse effects as well, such as the tendency of courts to see men as poor care takers, causing them to often receive unfair treatment in child custody cases, or the fact that men are less likely to report health issues and therefore have a shorter average lifespan than women, and are much more likely to commit suicide.

Marco: Man, why do you think Jim killed himself?
Shawn: He probably felt like he couldn't reach out for help with his depression because the patriarchal ideals that our society holds dictate that men must not show weakness or ask for help.

Marco: ...but I thought patriarchy just hurt women?
Shawn: Patriarchy hurts us all friend.

by interdimensionalkickerofbutt March 30, 2016

Patrick

A FUCKING DUMBASS

A patrick is stoopid

by Jaws1706 October 19, 2020

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot

girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet

by danidaisy November 3, 2006

john patrick

John Patrick is a man made of more than your average JP. He loves his gran, he loves football and he really enjoys chatting about what's for dinner. Mostly found cracking jokes, he's a cheeky chappy and easily as handsome as Rick Astley.

John Patrick will know which yoghurt Beyonce likes.

by EasilyConfused July 21, 2020