owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

by sammmE January 16, 2009

ownish

A word KillJoy stole from me, which is a synonym for "good" "cool" "bad ass" "sick" "awesome" or any other word implying something good. Derived from the word "owned". Copyright CAOGenocide 2000.

"I was having sex with your mom last night and your dad walked in, so I beat his ass and then continued screwing your mom. It was ownish"

by Genocide March 24, 2003

Co-owning a Gymboree

To be very subtly gay. Something that one might say about someone who they suspect is gay, but is not 100% positive.

Did you see that sweater vest? I bet he's co-owning a Gymboree.

by ICANTSEESHEEP November 25, 2010

Bakery owner

Gayish mahesh babu cooks pork for zoonear ntr

Its bakery owner who performs job

by Gangam styl January 3, 2021

Home Owner

It literally means what it means

Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Sunfire owner

Someone who owns and drives a Pontiac Sunfire, usually between the ages of 16 and 25.

Customer: What about that one
Used Car Dealer: Oh yes thats a '97 Sunfire
Customer: Is it reliable?
Used Car Dealer: Lets define reliable...
***cellphone rings***
Customer: Hold on I have to take this call, I'll just buy it.
Used Car Dealer: There IS a god.

Sunfire owner: I just bought a Sunfire.
Friend: That's embarrassing.

by Elijah Fofijah January 28, 2008

Ownion rings

Traditionally eaten with Rape Sauce.

12 year old kid that killed you in Halo: Ya biznitch, you want some rape sauce with those ownion rings?

by funroe 42 November 30, 2009