optimalogist

A doctor who keeps yer eyes in da best of health.

My optimalogist put me on a raw-carrots-with-every-meal diet.

by QuacksO April 2, 2024

Optimus Inbred

A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.

Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.

by Ickythiccysicky April 5, 2024

optimistic

When you fr find the positive side in every thing.

Friend 1: I wanna die
Friend 2: nice everything would be solved you won't sulk anymore, try finding less painfull way to die. Ik I'm optimistic!

by OjAsWViNi May 5, 2024

Optimized Game Syndrome

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.

Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome

by xalency May 19, 2024

Optimus Prime

Face taker.

He is an Optimus Prime

by anonymous May 25, 2024

optigook

The film in the corner of your eye when you wake up.

Wipe your eyes, you've got optigook, it looks like eye boogies.

by Jrzy May 30, 2024

optigook

The film in the corner of your eye when you wake up.

Wipe your eyes, you've got optigook, it looks like eye boogies.

by Jrzy May 30, 2024