sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.

by The wee hag January 27, 2017

Iron Pipe

1.) The act of doing an unassisted keg stand. 2.) The act of a solo keg stand.

Guy one: "Dude, did you see Chris do an unassisted keg stand???"

Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"

by armyman56m July 25, 2010

smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017

Chocolate Pipe

Asshole. Pure and simple.

She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.

by tufty1 April 14, 2009

Pipe-a-roonski

A fantastic tee shot in golf that is typically hit with the driver and goes very far and straight. This may also be known as and originates from the original word “pipe-a-rooner”. Best used on the golf course when you’re geeking out with the homies

“Wow, that shot Joe just hit was an absolute pipe-a-roonski. I think he’s 290+ right down the middle”

by jmonroe69 May 31, 2021

pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010