by catlady70 February 4, 2016
 Get the coochie checkmug.
Get the coochie checkmug. Jock Check is something most sports players would know.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.
If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.
If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.
Timmy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches Jaun in the sack*
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020
 Get the Jock Checkmug.
Get the Jock Checkmug. A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.
"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"
"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."
"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."
by L & S January 4, 2009
 Get the Brokeback Checkmug.
Get the Brokeback Checkmug. He got the juice and money
by Juicy checks  June 19, 2017
 Get the juicy checksmug.
Get the juicy checksmug. I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard
by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021
 Get the Flaccid Checkmug.
Get the Flaccid Checkmug. When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 1, 2020
 Get the retina checkmug.
Get the retina checkmug. Dude, me and Jane checked edline last night. It was epic!
Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!
Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!
by Lax_Bro69 June 12, 2011
 Get the Check Edlinemug.
Get the Check Edlinemug.