mark off

to call in sick to work, usually because of drinking, bad sex, good sex, feel like partying, or are just lazy, usually with a lame reason

Man i went to the club after breaking rocks all day. I figured whiskey would help my back. It sure did but I didnt get any Puss. I was so pissed i marked off the rest of the week. Ill mark off next week to if my back dont get any better, for now Ill take a drink

by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007

Off the hook

To be released from something difficult,even from an obligation.

Thanks for getting me off the hook.I couldn't pay so much money because of that video tape that I broke.

by BlackPohatu October 2, 2016

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

jill-off

The act of female masturbation.

My gf likes to jill-off every night.

by Cyclone April 13, 2006

off piste

skiing term meaning "off the beaten track"; it's more exciting and dangerous to ski where the snow hasn't been compacted by multiple other skiers.

Paul McCartney said, “I like Carnival of Lights because it's The Beatles free, going off piste." (BBC quote)

by DrMcK December 9, 2008

jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

by The Flying 69 February 2, 2008

rocks off

to get one's rocks off is to experience orgasm (esp. a guy--'rocks' are a guy's testes); to experience total excitement or pleasure due to success at something; sarcastically, a negative

Amy likes to get her rocks off on the Killer Twister at Five Flags.

sarcastic negative: When Eddie goes clubbing, he gets his rocks off by seeing how many numbers he can get, but he's too wimpy to call any of them.

by Palatinusrex November 14, 2006