Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.

After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.

by Joseph A September 16, 2006

dill nut

Someone who is an utter idiot.

Tony, you're not suppoosed to have sexual intercourse with your sister you utter dill nut

by Danimal007 February 8, 2009

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.

"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."

by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016

clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way

I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her

by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015