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Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
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fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.
"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"
by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009
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a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.
Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.
by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 12, 2019
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Numericalize

To put in numerical order. Similar to alphabetize: to put in alphabetical order.
Could you please numericalize those files?
by H. Zorzi December 3, 2005
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number 4

Slang for heroin. AKA number four heroin. Its etymology refers to the last of a 4-step purification process in which heroin is purified into a white fluffy powder.
Aunt Hazel warned cousin Charley of the dangers of doing number 4.
by J town booga January 9, 2008
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going number 3

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?
by Adrian April 9, 2006
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numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
by Bellenda January 17, 2008
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