by Mango January 2, 2003
Get the cold carlmug. by BigGayBernard January 25, 2014
Get the cold as a cuntmug. by RojoG October 16, 2008
Get the Cold Unitmug. Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"
by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014
Get the cold cheeseburgermug. by Inja_mlonelydrizzy November 16, 2018
Get the cold desperadomug. This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.
The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.
The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.
Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus
by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012
Get the Cold Dockingmug. Named after the technique used to make Mr Ed (the famous 'talking horse' talk. Originally there were two mouth movements that Mr Ed could make. There was the "Warm Wilbur", which made Mr Ed's lips move a little (as if he's saying 'Wilbur'), and the "Cold Wilbur", where his lips move a lot and he's saying 'Nay!'. The Warm Wilbur was accomplished by inserting a warm finger into the horses anus, and the Cold Wilbur was inserting a finger that had been kept in an ice-cold-bowl-of-water into the horses anus (incurring a more extreme reaction).
In modern parlance, a Cold Wilbur is the act of inserting an extremely cold finger into (normally) another person's anus.
In modern parlance, a Cold Wilbur is the act of inserting an extremely cold finger into (normally) another person's anus.
by supermarv December 22, 2009
Get the Cold Wilburmug.