orange-noser

Someone whose proboscis is firmly ensconsed in the anus of the current Fascist-in-Chief.

Elon Musk was an orange-noser, until it started costing him billions.

by anonymous April 30, 2025

Third Nostril

Another word for the anus when using it to insert drugs in the body. Also know as boofing or pushing it.

We got so high last weekend when we split that pill and used the third nostril.

by Schmerlin June 16, 2025

The Nosferatu

WHEN YOU EAT HER BUTT AND MASTERBATE ALL NIGHT WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP

The Nosferatu was something we did back in the day. Until I took an arrow to the knee

by sirPATCHinBLACK September 26, 2025

mama van nostrand

An elegant lady that loves the Quam. Always looking hottt and ready for the night ahead.

I don't like that corset on you mama van nostrand

by Moneysota Baller January 21, 2008

Gnat's nostril

An especially tight vagina.

"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"

by jem stiltshire January 23, 2014

matty's nostrils

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook

"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"

by Raughy is real April 17, 2017

up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023