Alli Neal

She is a flawlessly beautiful girl with one of the most superfluous bodies you will ever see! She is not only Gorgeous but has a completely awesome personality! She is the nicest person you with ever meet! Nothing is ever boring with her or when you text her or talk with her on the phone! She is truly an amazing person!

Guy walking out of church: *bumps into Alli Neal on purpose* I'm so sorry Alli Neal!!!!

Alli Neal: *flirtatiously laughs*

by William Luke February 26, 2013

nelson

nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.

My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.

by JjHair November 23, 2009

Neasty

ADJ-A modern, contemporary way to express that something is repulsive or disgusting.

Dude, that pimple is neasty.

by JuanDiego-ieatdurcookie July 18, 2009

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

by marc February 3, 2005

Mrs Nelson

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.

Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed

by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010

Nelson Velez

An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.

oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!

by Very Angry Bitch February 28, 2005

Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A boy that I love oh so very much and when I get the chance I sneak into his bedroom and lick his wet, slippery asshole......mmmm finger licking good.

Drinking vinegar

by Craggie Slutbum March 22, 2004