Masta Luva

A Rastafarian term describing a male with extreme sexual prowess.

Although as rare as a unicorn, there does exist a white, conservative republican father described by his wife as a 'masta luva'.

by Canitbetrue? December 12, 2010

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mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

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Mistake

The aftermath of 2 drunk shit heads on a Friday night.

North West is a mistake

by lukadude June 26, 2016

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mistaleon

(Pronunciation~ mis-TUH!-leon)

A ghetto way of saying Mr. Leon.

Call me Mr. Leon.
No that's dead. I'll call you Mistaleon.

by ZuriPanda831 May 15, 2016

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Mistakes Where Made

Doing something that seems justifiable & you thought it was the right thing to do but it went horribly wrong real fast, like 0 to 100.

James: You the bitch who was talking all that shyt.

Ambir: *Looking confused asf*

James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.

Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*

Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!

James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!

Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!

James: .......

Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass

by Prince Igor August 12, 2016

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