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Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.
Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..
by AZ in the city May 4, 2017
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Pooh mustache

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.
Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
by JYW1 January 4, 2011
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mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
by Maxi T. December 27, 2024
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.
by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020
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Sex mustache

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.
Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.
by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016
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