the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.
Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.
Chris: Did you montana lasso her?
Bob:...almost
Chris: Did you montana lasso her?
Bob:...almost
by Billingsley Kipling Cooper II June 8, 2010
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Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me
Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me
Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram
by montanas expert May 21, 2011
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The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.
"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"
by zues2848 August 17, 2011
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When a Kid Tries so hard at a Video Game Usally Call Of Duty, Gears of War or Halo, And Wont help the Team because he's more worried about the clip..
When a Kid Tries so hard at a Video Game Usally Call Of Duty, Gears of War or Halo, And Wont help the Team because he's more worried about the clip..
by JayThaFable July 28, 2012
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