Pop a tit Monday

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages

“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday “

by Yeskizzi March 21, 2022

hot fudge monday

the act of shitting on a womans chest, then proceeding to get off on it. then punching her so hard in the face that her nsoe bleeds. Resembles a hot fudge SUNDAY but normally done on mondays

That girl last night was a freak. she wanted a hot fudge monday so bads she could taste it

by JoshKirstinBen November 30, 2006

Panthers Mad Monday

Turning a normal mad monday into a complete mess of a day where women cant be spoken to and if they try to make contact they get spat on. Barking at everyone an everything. Performing gang-bangs, emptying fridges over balconies, break and enter, smashing walls, chairs and an other object. Stealing a kilo of salami and chicken. Listening to emotional music then skulling beers. Not taking off ur footy clothes from the day before. And bringing back the crowds to park footy.

Why is that man barking at a potplant??
Oh it must be Panthers Mad Monday!!!

Why is there a cock in each of my holes and hands??
Oh he must be a Panther on his mad monday!!!

Why are you throwing everything out of my fridge??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday!!!!

Why did you just spit on me??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday so fuck off slut!!!

by CaptainPanther September 16, 2010

Shit Show Monday

A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.

Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.

by Muffin Crumbz November 21, 2010

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012

Black monday

When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!

Hey john wheres shawn at? Hahahha dude its black monday!!!

Oh yeah!!!!!!

by jr faber November 2, 2009

Blue Monday

Having blue balls on a monday before noon.

10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.

by JerseyRocker17 August 18, 2011