post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone August 10, 2016

Feeling Modern

Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside

"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"

by poopsock911 October 26, 2019

Retro modernism

Sports design that experiments using classic tropes into a modern uniform.

Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.

Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms

Hockey teams playing the winter classic would use retro modernism to create their uniform for the big game.

by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

A Maderno Fountain.

Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.

The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.

"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."

by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021

alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

Residential Modernization

Residential modernization refers to the process of upgrading or renovating residential properties to enhance their functionality, efficiency, aesthetics, and overall value. It involves making improvements and incorporating modern features and technologies into existing homes. Residential modernization projects can range from minor upgrades to extensive renovations, depending on the goals and budget of the owner. Residential modernization can encompass a wide range of rehabilitations, renovations and upgrades, including structural improvements, energy efficiency upgrades, smart home integration, kitchen and bathroom upgrades, aesthetic enhancements, accessibility improvements and interior/exterior improvements to bring the residence into the future.

My townhouse is undergoing a residential modernization.

by Thunko June 18, 2023