Microphilia

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.

Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011

microsleep

The kind of involuntary sleep you experience when you're really tired and trying to stay awake in a monotonous situation, like a class lecture. One minute you're propping your head in your hand, trying to pay attention, when all of a sudden you're out -- at least until your elbow slips sideways or your head falls forward, jarring you back to attention. Caused by a consistent lack of sleep over several days. Often the cause of car accidents, when the driver nods off during long hauls.

Man, I had a really bad microsleep during trig yesterday. I couldn't stay awake for more than a minute or two.

by W@tcher January 9, 2006

microsoft

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows

Fucking shit Microsoft programs

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Microsoftie

one who works for Microsoft

I thought James was going to take the job with Sony, but he chose to be a Microsoftie instead.

by hadal September 12, 2004

microprofessor

The professor who can't handle the microprocessor and never understands any computer term at all.

hey kyle!is that the pro u talked about?I ll ask smth to him
nah man he's a microprofessor,you've better ask anything!

by hsktr November 20, 2010

Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.

-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.

by Tusilos November 10, 2015

Microdosing

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.

I've been microdosing now for a month.

by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017