Messy Muscles

a termed used to define a person with muscular dystrophy.

"Wow, why does Andrew have Messy Muscles?

by SwagFlu December 25, 2009

sext message

when u recieve a text message that contains a sexual picture

i got a boner when i recieved a sext message from sarah

by awesomnessguy May 11, 2010

messy marvin

"messy marvin"- person who masturbates and doesn't have the common curtesy to clean up their ejaculate.

I often slip in jizz by the toilet, because my brother is a very messy marvin.

by mochox July 4, 2005

messy

A girl in Scotland called Rebbecca
See: hottie piece of ass Bangin

Yo bro I have been hanging out with Messy all day.

by Neilalalalalalala April 4, 2005

Sext Message

A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message

Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?

Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.

by Bawsss March 6, 2009

messy prick/cunt

some one who is a state, a total loser...

"you're a messy prick blud"

by DJ Formation August 26, 2005

GameFAQs Message Boards

Where I've been modded more times than I can count.... still a fun place to be though. Also a place where some boards are overrun with trolls that can't spell.

User 1: Hey, I have a question. If you put really hot butter in a chick's clit, will it burn her?

User 2: No shit. What in the fuck are YOU smoking?

User 3: Yes.

User 4: OMFG teh LOLZ yu n00b wtfwtfwtf dpsht mothrfcker yu sck bitch

User 1: Thanks!

User 2: Dumbass....

Mod: *moderates Users 2 and 4*

User 2: What the fuck? Dipshit! In Soviet Russ-*gets shot*

by Seefu Sefirosu August 16, 2005