Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.
by comedy man January 09, 2023
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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
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humiliated mess

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
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big o' mess

(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.
That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.
by Kosmik March 30, 2010
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Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.
Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess
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Messed up big time

Ope! You don't get rights now and you gotta do whatever we say forever now and we get to steal your stuff!
A retard "I guess you messed up big time huh?"

Hym "In the absence of a full audit of what exactly happened in relationship to this... It's safe to assume that the people saying things like that are just lying. Lying to avoid complicity and stealing to recoup theoretical losses. Like, the people who are doing the stealing... Are retards and alleged sister molesters. So, no. It can't be considered recouping losses because it isn't about what's being stolen. It's that they want me to be stolen from regardless of the cost to themselves. Be being stolen from is more important than the risk to children or the threats. So, don't let Destiny's retarded ass make up the imaginary rules for social interactions. I cannot allow you to do this to me. I don't need to stop you. You cannot stop me. This is the only dynamic that is relevant. I do not need to be accountable to you. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a bluff. You're just going to keep doing what you're doing and pretending you're not. Your only goal is to preserve the ability to manufacture mental illness as a way to circumvent the law. 'His words don't mean anything guys!' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2025
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